Jazz Apples


ladies br–sts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.
shane: have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
jamie: you mean becky? she’s got lovely pert t-ts.
shane: you’re right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.
noun, big f-ck off t-st-cl-s

adj, jazzappling/jazzapple – to teabag someone to jazz music or play jazz music using your b-lls.

(also the name of a type of apple)
“f-ck off jonny or i’ll put my f-cking jazz apples in your mouth.”

“seriously jonny! i will jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face.”

“holy sh-t mark…that guy must have some serious jazz apples to f-ck around with that guy.”

“n-body knows this…but miles davis…king of jazzappling. fo real.”

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