another word for oranges.
roofus: hey, what you eating?
mohammed: just some jazzicaks!!
roofus: aren’t you meant to be blowing something up?
mohammed: oh, you’re right! do you want the rest of my jazzicaks?
roofus: do they have grenades in them?
mohammed: uh, um, well, see ya later! well… maybe not.
a very fun and excited photoshoot. that was such a f-ck-ng funshoot!
(1) a girl always torn between men. (2) a carefree girl who texts 103 words per minute never misspelling a word. (3) a really silly person. a jecca typically is honest-to-goodness silly. (1) stop being a jecca and f-ck him already! (2) woah, you’re a jecca-texter! i can’t keep up! (3) hahhaha! i just wet […]
- pen weasel
a pen weasel is the -ssh-l- in your office that somehow acc-mlates everyones good writing pens. this person neve every buys a pen they always steal them. hey where the f-ck did my pen go? my mom bought me a really good one for christmas. hey man just check the pen weasel i bet that […]
- peppermint swirl
when a woman is on top during her period then decides to drop the s-m-n/blood mix into her partner’s bellyb-tton. no outties. the only time i don’t gag when it comes to c-u-m is when i’m givin the ole peppermint swirl 5 more definitions where a man punches his partner in the nose, causing blood […]
ofv (obnoxious f-cking vehicle) is an oversized car, truck, suv, jeep, or any vehicle that is pointlessly large and is serving no purpose by being driven at that specific moment. popular with rednecks and fat people, they obstruct the view of traffic and can cause wrecks. only the most attention-craving form of human feels the […]