Jazzturbation
the mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop “jazz” acts. especially referring to the solo b-ss player, trying to channel jaco, with his 27 string b-ss and his $15 homemade cd with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
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