jazzy dumbldore
the g-yest s-xual act known to g-y kind. it involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint -ssholes over black christian church benches. once the pews are -ssed out the h-m-s-xuals will scream vile accusations about white jesus.
tim:my -sshole burns like h-ll!
john:i know we shouldn’t have did that jazzy dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
tim: let’s go to that nice baptist church next time.
the g-yest s-xual act known to g-y kind. it involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint -ssholes over newly purchased furniture. once the new furniture is -ssed out the h-m-s-xuals will scream vile accusations about white jesus.
tim:my -sshole burns like h-ll!
john:i know we shouldn’t have did that jazzy dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
tim: let’s go to that nice baptist church next time.
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