Jazzy Johns
jazzy johns are women who sleep with married men who are her johns. you will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. she will have multiple children by multiple men. jazzy johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of s-m-n from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her v-g-n-. her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. jazzy johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is jazzy. she will have several repossessions and evictions.
this jazzy johns approached me asking for the d at the bar after my wife went to use the bathroom.
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