jb standard


it is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any alpha irish male’s exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. the two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

jb standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. as night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
john: yo milton, what’s the jb standard for her
milton: 3 guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.

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