jbeat
to give both a bl-wj-b and handjob simultaneously.
will: brittany jbeats me like three times a day!
jimmy: d-mn you’re lucky! i wish sarah would jbeat me. i wish anyone would jbeat me.
will: yeah she’s perfect.
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