jerseyitis
mental disorder resulting from living in new jersey for way too long; characterized by a strongly depressed demeanor, negative disposition about everything, and a general malaise of pessimism about future events.
a downhill spiral att-tude in which one believes one is living in dystopia – prompted by the fact that one lives in new jersey, where n-body smiles.
joey: “this concert probably won’t be that good. i doubt it will be worth it”
jimmy: “dude, what do you have jerseyitis, this concert at pnc bank art center’s gonna rock.”
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