je mange les petits enfants


french for “i eat the small children”. said by phil lester in the video “phil is not on fire”. completely necessary for any and every conversation you’ll never have in french, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
“parlez vous francais?” (do you speak french)
“uuuuhhh… je mange les pet-ts enfants”
“…”

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