Jealattered
the feeling that occurs when you independently have an amazing idea or inspiration and you -ssume it is completely original, but later on you discover that someone else, usually a great thinker or artist, discovered it before you. you are jealous at their having been able to receive fame and notoriety for it, but at the same time you are flattered that you could have the same thoughts as a famous individual.
“joey, i have this amazing idea!”
“yeah frank? what is it?”
“that i should write a book about a man who wakes up and one day discovers that his body has changed from that of a man to a disgusting creature, such as a c-ckroach!”
“dude, franz kafka already wrote a book like that.”
“d-mn it, oh well…i guess i’m jealattered.”
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urban expression for cocaine originating in the eastern suburbs of sydney australia. we were at steve’s house, they had jejj. urban expression for cocaine originating in the eastern suburbs of sydney australia. we were at steve’s house, they had jejj.
- Jello Farts
blow on an obese person’s jelly rolls and it makes a farting noise. someone walks in the room thinking someone ripped a huge fart, but to find out someone was doing jello farts.
- Jellybate
placing p-n-s within a jelly jar and masturbating. dude, i can’t afford a fleshlight, i should just jellybate.
- Jenny Pie
the common term for a female of northern decent that enjoys bottom sniffing as a form of s-xual stimulation. “dude, i was in preston last night, hooked up with this bird, she was insane.” “why?” “total jenny pie, bro.” “oh, bro”.
- Jerkface Jedge
utterly useless lecturer at derby and nottingham university who won’t teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it aka francis jedge, francis jedige, francis jegede (he can’t spell his own name) jerkface jedge is a total w-nker