jeanjerking
the act of two individuals rubbing pelvic regions against each other in order to cause -rg-sm (implied while wearing denim trousers). similar to dry-humping and “otphj” (over-the-pants-hand-job).
it was casual friday when i walked in the middle school bathroom only to find my history and spanish teacher jeanjerking in the handicap stall. good thing i didn’t come in a few minutes later to see the full-on otphj.
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