jears
short for “jack’s tears”, an online joke about how often jack shephard cries on abc’s lost television program. fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a jears-o-meter and create macros about jack’s emotional instability.
ack-attack: “matthew fox needs lessons from jeffrey dean morgan on how to cry like a man! -jears-”
“it was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of jearstorms!!!!”
painting big blue teardrops on jack’s photos with ms paint.
2 more definitions
a man’s junk
before i found out the stripper was a man, my jear was bulging through my jeans.
taking too long, being a jerk, freak or a@@hole. not understanding or a failure to realize the obvious.
stop taking jears and get over here.
d-mn man, you are so jears,
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