jeces
a verbal shart expelled from the mouth of an annoyingly persistent, bible-thumping -sshole that commands you to believe in an invisible man who will burn you if you don’t. derived from “jesus” and “feces”.
bob: “do you accept jc as your lord and savior?”
wilhelm: “thanks, but no thanks. i am not religious.”
bob: “you need to believe in god; you will burn in h-ll for all eternity if you don’t! in sections so-and-so of the bible, it says that blah, blah, blah.”
wilhelm: “and you, sir, need to brush your teeth, or the jeces you sharted out of your -ss-mouth will surely suffocate me.”
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