Jeclub
is a friendly and kind loving beast, who is super strong and can stop anything. he loves to eat, play wow, and runscape, but he despises ginger’s like mairead.
that guy is a jeclub. he is the nicest guy i know and he hates gingers too.
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jeclub:
s-x monster that comes out at night and unleashes his 24 inch long d-ck and 12 inch thick. he -n-ls girls so hard their -n-l cavities must be sewn back on. he tends to enjoy the flesh young teenage girls
example: omg that guy is a jeclub. he just f-cked me and my -n-l cavity bled
the very definition of athletics. when someone is jeclub they are usually fit and packed with abs.
man that guy is so jeclub today.
is a guy with a d-ck as big as a horses. if jeclub has intercourse with you, all your internal organs will be messed up.
o my f-cking god, that girl got -n-led by jeclub. she is in the hospital now, because her internal organs are bruised.
a jeclub is someone who enjoys metal and is a hardcore bad -ss. a common hobby for a jeclub is gaming.
man you see that new kid?
yeah he is such jeclub
is a scenario where a guy c-ms in a girls nose and it comes out her mouth.
dude, that girl just got jeclubed. the c-m went in her nose and came out her mouth
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