he is the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last. he is the creator of, and the answer to, all of life’s problems. he is perfection incarnate and should be treated as a g-d with the utmost respect. he is, in one word, awesome.
my toaster waffles are done. praise be to jedah!

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