jedi code
1. there is no emotion, there is peace.
2. there is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
3. there is no p-ssion, there is serenity.
4. there is no chaos, there is harmony.
5. there is no death, there is the force.
all jedi knights must learn the jedi code. now there is a philosophical and or religious movement known as jedi ism which is based on the jedi code and vocabulary of jedi in the star wars universe of entertainment.
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