Jedi Force Push
when a man is getting a girl from behind, then spits on the girls -ss. she then thinks the man has came, when in actuality he c-mmed in his hand. the man then throws the c-m in her face, stating that he is using the force.
“greg used his jedi force push on me last night”
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