Jedi Knight


epic heros in the fictional tale of star wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi you need the following:

-a kick-ss lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
“all i have left to learn is to levitate objects and i will be the most kick-ss jedi ever!”
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is a masterful performer in the bedroom. the jedi knight swings a big light saber and brings the force everytime.

it also refers to a specific s-xual maneuver (usually done in the doggystyle position) where the male pulls the blanket over his head in order to resemble the hood of a jedi robe.
i had to show stacy the force yesterday, so i pulled a jedi knight on that -ss
an extremely skillful sword fighter.
jack is an extreme jedi knight, he sword fights 5 guys at one time!
epic heros in the fictional tale of star wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi knight you need the following:

-a kick-ss lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
“all i have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and i will be the most kick-ss jedi knight ever!”

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