Jedi Status

a state of mind that is only attained by veteran potheads whereby the effect of the marijuana is to elevate said smoker’s overall functionality, efficiency and pimpiness; level of awareness that causes the smoker to antic-p-te or intuit potential obstacles in his or her path and negotiate situations expertly.
dude, that was so jedi status of jonny to strap those little liquor bottles to his nuts in order to sneak them into the concert.

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