jedlock – when someone called jed catches you in an unexpectedly long conversation about nothing interesting and that you cannot escape. similar to a headlock but using annoying language. you are too polite to tell them to bog-off.

related term: “holy jedlock” (when you’re sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).
“i was just caught in a jedlock for 10 minutes by the toilet. it was a nightmare.”. “shh. i’m just hiding here to avoid a jedlock.. has he gone, yet?”. “ha ha! he had you in a nasty jedlock there! still, at least you know a lot more about squirrels now”.

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