to smoke the hydro from a gravity bom
m-th-f-cker pack me a jeev godd-mnit
a nickname for an asian fellow who knows a lot of stuff with the name sanjeev
my school has this dude named sanjeev, but we all call him jeevs.
-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person’s logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. however the ‘jeevser’ is almost always correct in what they say.
can also be used as “out-jeevsed”, as in “out-smarted” or “out-gunned”
1: “where is the salad?”
2: “it is under your nose”
2: (looks down)
2: “no it’s not”
1: “well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically ‘under’ your nose”
2: “wtf is wrong with you?”
1: “you just got jeevsed!”
a really epic battler who is also really, really lazy. but his protege is way, way better.
hey, i battled a jeevs today. it was pretty difficult but his protege was a much tougher opponent.
- pity pancakes
when, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy. man, yesterday i was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket… but today i feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! thanks, mom!
- ebay-ted breath
waiting with ebay-ted breath: 1.the state of an ebayer whilst waiting to see if they will win an item, or be outbid at the last minute. 2. the feeling during the waiting period between winning an item on ebay and receiving it. 1. “i won’t be on msn tonight, i’m waiting with ebay-ted breath to […]
- playstation portable
the playstation portable (officially abbreviated psp) is a handheld game console manufactured and marketed by sony computer entertainment. development of the console was announced during e3 2003, and it was unveiled on may 11, 2004 at a sony press conference before e3 2004. the system was released in j-pan on december 12, 2004, in north […]
to be robbed, or to have something stolen. i plex’d 50 cent’s h2 hummer
- plopped call
dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal. sorry we got cutoff, i had a plopped call. i accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.