1) another way to use the exclamation jesus spelt differently but pr-nunced the same.

2) not the son of g-d, this word is useful to use because it doesn’t offend christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our lord jesus christ.

3) what i say when i’m really p-ssed off or surprised at something
1) jeezuz! look at that!

2) child: “jeezuz was the son of g-d.”
teacher: “no he wasn’t, jesus was the son of g-d”

3) jeezuz f-cking crist im p-ssed off

-deliberate use of ‘crist’ so as not to offend anyone at all…arent i nice-
a wonderful streak of good luck ending with horrible bad luck.
that looks like good coffee! -finds $5 on the floor pays for coffee and spills it..-jeezuz!

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