inspired by, of course, jeff bridges oscar nomination. when penetrating a lady friend from behind up the ‘wrong’un’ (inspired by the jeff bridges film ‘starman’) keep slapping her -ss shouting,”who’s the dude?” (inspired by the jeff bridges film ‘ the big lebowski’). at the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, “rooster cogburn, roooster cogburn” at point of climax (inspired by the jeff bridges film ‘true grit’). the young lady should now be walking like john wayne so you p-n-s slap her face and say “where’s your oscar?”.
i’d really love to see jeff bridges oscar nomination, bend over love.
- sk*nk you
a sarcastic expression of grat-tude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a m-ffled manner, so as to be mistaken for “thank you”. hostess: “i refuse to seat anyone costumed as elvis presley.” elvis impersonator: “sk-nk you… sk-nk you very much.” (term) how you say thank you to a sl-t. how you show grat-tude […]
noun; a british slang term meaning cute, hot, or good looking girl(s). dude, those girls are definite skarn.
- s.k. carpets
is a situation where possibilitys puts their actions in a position for suicide..the non exceptance of ideas or thoughts.. s.k. carpets acronymn means sucicide kill…
- skeet burrito
when you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. they’re clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito. when you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel. […]
- jimmy rockn
the art of masturbation kevin is constantly jimmy rockn while thinking of men