jeff dunham
the greatest ventriloquist of all time
ed mcmahon: “good evening walter”
jeff dunham(as walter): “shut the h-ll up!”
ed: “how are you?”
walter: “don’t you have some envelopes to lick?!”
jeff(as walter)to john kruk: “what do ya know, out of 3 million sperm, thats the one that got through!”
another example of a great comedian being absolutely ruined by 13 year olds constantly quoting his routine in an effort to be funny. also see dave chappelle.
13 year old: silence! i kill you!
other guy: you know what the difference between you and jeff dunham is? you’re not jeff dunham. so shut up.
the ventriquolist] who created achmed the dead terrorist] shown on youtube and some american tv show
“who created that funny video?”
“you mean achmed the dead terrorist?”
“yeah.”
“oh that was a jeff dunham one.”
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