jeff sessions
84th attorney general of the united states.
former senator from alabama from 1997 to 2017.
a guy whose real name is jefferson :d. however, his middle name is beauregard :(.
a guy with a surprisingly round head.
secretively, a guy who smokes weed everyday!-
some guy: apparently, some guy called trump became president and nominated some other guy for ag. that other guy says that good people don’t smoke marijuana, so why was he nominated?
me: dunno why he nominated jeff sessions. apparently, on the issue of drugs, the donald isn’t so incredibly in favour of liberty and freedom after all.
-we dunno if this is true or not, but given duterte and fentanyl, i’ll give credit to jeffie boy where it’s due, continue to smoke weed everyday, fam.
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