jehova’ed


verb. past tense only.

1. left a friend open to attack.(this includes ditching a wing-man at a bar to have him get hit on by the fattest b-tch at the bar.)

2. in a shooting game, when someone drops a grenade just as they get killed and the resulting explosion kills their killer.
1. “man, you jehova’ed me back there, i was surrounded.”
-or-
“man, you jehova’ed me back there, that 400 pound sk-nk hit on me after you left. she smelled like fertilizer and dead fish.”

2. “dammit! i was jehova’ed! stupid grenades.”

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