Jehovah Witness Proof
to fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent jehovah’s witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
it sure has been peaceful lately since we “jehovah witness proofed” our yard, now n-body can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
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