Jehovah’s stiffness
n. an unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.
e.g. yo tony blud, lessons over, lets split.
tony: sh-t! i can’t stand up, i got jehovah’s stiffness init!
a jehovah’s stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a very long time.
in reference to a jehovah’s witness
for example getting a jehovah’s stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can’t is really annoying
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