jekkster is the name for those of supreme omnipotence. they typically tend to laze around, as they enjoy living peaceful and humble lives..mostly to chuckle at human ignorance. while they can change reality in any way they want, they love to feel pain and misery, as it’s something they grew up with. the most comprehensive way to explain him is “god” to human beings, but in reality, is something much greater.
in short, jekksters are the best, most perfect beings in existence. they also have quite hugh mungous p-n-ses.
“hey, that jekkster guy sure is awesome.”
- jessica vanessa
a hot mexican chic that used to be a kindergarten teacher but is now a professional twerker and viner d-mn mami! jessica vanessa is too fine
- ducking liar
when your phone hates you and youre trying to call someone out on a lie. this usually only makes you more frustrated. you are a ducking liar. d-mn auto correct. ducking . f-cking!
- roy grande
a human highlighter that makes fun of people because they can’t deal with there own messed up life. doesn’t deserve anything. don’t let him bother you he’s just being a roy grande.
take beyoncé, now imagine that she’s at a party with drake. that’s how hype that party is also drowsy dude i just took a nyquil, i’m feelin h-lla drayzáy
- doo doo sweat
when you sweat so much it shows through your pants. sir you have bad doo doo sweat.