Jello Baby


a child conceived to mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the jello plan.
mitt and ann romney have five jello baby’s. they were on the jello plan for sure!
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the remnants of s-m-n, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the -n-l cavity after s-xual intercourse
my boyfriend birthed our jello baby before we showered and went to bed.
the remnants of s-m-n, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces after s-xual intercourse
we saw our quivering jello babies on the coffee table right before we fell asleep

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