Jello Cunt


when one female in a crowd tells a really sh-tty joke that bombs.
brunette female: “so there are three women sitting at a bar
the brunette says “my p-ssy is so big, i can fit a cuc-mber in it, the red head says “well my p-ssy is so big, i can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says “my p-ssy is so big…and she slides down the bar stool”

crowd: “….”

another brunette to another red head ” i think i’m gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so i’m not such a jello c-nt”
1 more definition
derogatory word used towards in most cases a woman. often used to end a relationship or marriage. usually the best word to say that will end a verbal fight and would make the user ‘the man’.
don’t you ever call me a jerk you stupid jello c-nt.

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