jelly bean
someone who acts/plays hard headed, but really is soft at heart. like how a jelly bean is hard on the ouside and soft in the middle.
“thats my brother, ant. i call him jelly bean. hard headed on the outside, soft on the inside.”
from the movie; atl
the cutest cat in the world. she is orange and white, borderline r-t-rded, and has a head tilt. she likes salmon, destroying laptops, socks, and mittens.
the was a vote among all people in the world, and every single cute thing was on the ballot. jellybean won 82% of the vote!.
a skating rink located all around the united states.
on friday nights, jellybeans is infested with the following groups:
1. scene/emo kids with multidecorated roller skates who come with their friends and/or romantic interests
2. chavs who can’t skate to save their lives
3. fat adults who think that rollerskating with teenagers will make them young and skinny again
4. out-of-place bored kids who go there because the movies are too boring
“hey, do you want to go to the movies?”
“no way, man. let’s go skate a jellybeans.”
1. innuendo used to portray a male’s s-xual desire towards a particular woman.
2. referring to the physically pleasing aspects of a woman because everyone knows that a jelly bean is supple and delicious.
woman: “oh, that man over there looks fine!”
other woman: “b-tch, please, he is only after your jelly beans”
man: “d-mn, son, i really want her jelly beans.”
um, the best things ever. the most magical thing since santa clause!! :)who doesnt love them?!?! <3
jelly belly!!! "i love jelly beans"
weed, pot, marijuana.
hey bro you got the jellybeans?
yeah dude tonight is going to be legit!
1. small, sugarcoated candies, m-ss produced and formed to resemble the shape of a bean.
2. a euphemism for marijuana, ganja, weed, useful for talking about the purchase and/or smoking of it around others or on the phone.
james: yo n-gg-, i need the hook up on some errr... jellybeans.
franklin: what quant-ty of jellybeans will you be requiring today, g?
james: an eighth should do me... of jellybeans.
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