jelly belly with a raspberry swirl
when a guy c-ms in a girl’s belly b-tton and a drop of blood from his nose falls in as well cause he came so hard.
joe: (as he sees alex walk out his room) why is your nose bleeding?
alex: mann i came so hard i gave her a jelly belly with a raspberry swirl.
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