Jeoparditis
(n.)1. ability to recall correct answers while blanking out when pressed for elaboration and explanation. 2. such an affliction, common primarily among ivy league students at foreign universities and stateside.
prof. du bois(at la sorbonne): “ah, yes, moose, aaron burr is the correct answer. but can you tell me which political post he held in u.s. political history?
moose: “duh, political post? uh, uh…uh, how’m i supposed to know that??!!
prof. du bois: tell me, moose, do you suffer from jeoparditis?
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