jelly bollocks
a f-ggot that lathers his b-ll-cks in petroleum jelly before a f-ggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his b-tch’s chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!
“hold on sammy i’m gonna grease you up some jelly b-ll-cks”
“jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?”
“those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better”
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