jelly cupboard

when blood clots begin to ooze out of one’s b-hole as a result of rapid paced -n-l s-x with a severe lack of lubricants.
there i was in caribou maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this vietnamese prost-tute in the sh-t shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. she probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.

Read Also:

  • c*m creator

    a male who can c-m multiple times before his p-n-s wilts. oh my god!! he’s a real c-m creator.

  • omarism

    a cult made by tw-ts, for tw-ts, that is in every way inferior. i recently converted to omarism. now i have a good reason to kill myself.

  • tug party

    two men feverishly masturbating while making ship horn noises. jeff and dwayne were having a tug party in the taco bell restroom.

  • k*mboocha

    slightly acrid or sour s-xual secretions. female variant of sperment (see spermented) that girl is a gusher! it tasted kinda vinegary, though – like drinking k-mboocha!!

  • v*g*n*l expulsion

    when you v-g-n- -rg-sms and feels like it’s exploding just had great s-x my v-g-n- is having a v-g-n-l expulsion

Disclaimer: jelly cupboard definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.