jelly donut
when a girl or guy (for all you f-gs out there) gets c-m in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix c-m & blood to make pink pearl jam. sorry eddie.
me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the b-lls. “hey b-tch, you’re getting a dirty tony sanchez tonight!”
a jealous fat person
the jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (like that makes sense)
when a guy j-zzes on a woman’s face and punches her in the nose. then she smears the blood and c-m with her hand…yummy
last night i gave sue a jelly donut.
the act of not cleaning a s-x partner off after the s-x act.
dude, after i front flipped these gainers i totally left them with jellydonuts!!
when a guy creampies a girl’s -ss then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.
girl: now that we’re done, you want to grab some dinner?
guy: no thanks. i’m stuffed from that jelly donut.
when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.
you hungry? i’ll give you a jellydonut.
a state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. an initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.
“oh no, he’s got wider rims than me, i’m sooo jelly donuts right now.”
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