jelly sword
the really poor excuse for an erection that all men will almost invariably try to put into effect after an overly beery night out (or in if you’re a loser).
usually ends up exposed and marker penned by so-called mates when you finally p-ss out and lack the capacity or care to put it away.
tom had throughly sh-t s-x as he had a drunken jelly sword and could not achieve decent penetration.
“i couldn’t have a w-nk as i had a jelly sword”
sally laughed at gareth’s tiny jelly sword.
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