jellydick
when your d-ck is very flimsy and you are unable to get erect.
when we tried to have s-x he had a jellyd-ck!
a d-ck that remains flaccid.
similar to whiskey d-ck and c-ke d-ck
a jelly d-ck doesn’t get anything done.
quit jelly d-ck-ing around.
when you either have s-x more then once or twice in a set amount of time, or jerk off in a set amount of time. sometimes your s-m-n will come out looking like chewed up jello. this is because when you do not have enough time to reproduce the sh-t so all of the sh-t in your lines has to go through. so you’re basically just cleaning out the pipes.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…jawlzz..ahhhhhhhhhhh jellyd-ck again.
dude i came on her stomach and i looked down and it looked like chewed up jello. i think i have jellyd-ck.
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