this move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. the man -j-c-l-t-s into the woman’s v-g-n-. he then holds his hand like a cup underneath the s-m-n (jellyfish) filled v-g-n-. with his other hand he grabs the woman’s side and begins to tickle her. if done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the s-m-n from the v-g-n- into the cupped hand. when the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a jellyfish fastball.
that b-tch was so p-ss-d when i hit her with a sidearm jellyfish fastball!
- seed change
a dramatic change or departure from status quo as a means of solving a problem, such as a paradigm shift. two possible origins; 1) in medieval agriculture farmers learned to reinvigorate their farm land by rotating crops. a crop that depleted nutrients would be replaced by a crop that fixed nutrients. this radical change required […]
the act of speaking to an empty chair. made famous by clint eastwood, speaking to an invisible president obama in an empty chair at the 2012 republican national convention. some guy: dude, are you talking to yourself? me: no, i’m eastwooding the sofa! posting pictures of someone arguing with an empty chair. the latest instagram […]
- ebay pays my bills
a delusional state. when an ebay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on ebay. but they are not. he says ebay pays my bills, but he’s sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
- campfire washday
this is the futile attempt to wash the campfire smell out of your clothes when you get home from a camping trip. person 1: what are you gonna do when you get home? person 2: campfire washday. person 1:……-sniffs clothes- person 2: exactly.
sh-t that is cool that girl was so jenniskens.