Jellyfish Hands
when someone’s hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. it doesn’t count if its water or they’ve just washed their hands…. it has to be gross.
nb: may be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
nb2: anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.
friend falling off a ledge: “help me!”
other friend safely on ledge: “here! take my hand!”
friend falling off a ledge: -takes hand and lets go suddenly- “urgh! you have jellyfish hands!!!!”
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friend 1: hey! give my book back!
friend 2: haha no way.
friend 1: i’ll jellyfish hand you….
friend 2: ok ok i’m sorry!
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