a v-g-n- during menstruation.
my girlfriend started her period this week. i can’t go down on her for a while, so i guess i’ll be stirring the jellypot with her vibrator instead.
- Elliot in the morning
a shock jock that broadcasts from dc 101.1 and richmond’s 102.1 the x from 5:45 a.m. to 10 something a.m. elliot’s famous quote: “smell my face!” co-hosts include: “momma” diane, “bigfat” flounder, “foreskin” craig, “metros-xual” tyler, “gay” kyle. “elliot in the morning is so funny i almost cr-pped my pants!” d.j. that broadcasts for the […]
“silver fenix”/”silver phoenix” (silver can be replaced with any adjective beginning with ‘s’)phoenix “fenix”: mythological bird resembling an eagle that lived for 500 years and then burned itself to death on a pyre from whose ashes another phoenix arose. it commonly appears in literature as a symbol of death and resurrection. synonyms for “sfenix” or […]
silicon t-ts smurf 1: dude, she has jellyballoons man. smurf 2: poke it!
- what the discharge
discharge is used instead of heck/h-ll/f-ck. -joey spills chocolate milk on his pants- brianna-“what the discharge?!?!”
- whether music
music that plays whether you want it to or not. typically heard at a super market, clubs, and even some bars. alan:what is this cr-p we’re listening to? rick:whether music. alan:whether music? rick:yeah. it plays whether or not we want it to. alan: what a gay dj.