jelq
an exercise to increase p-n-s size naturally. first a warm rag is use to stimulate blood flow and put the w-ng into a semi-erect state. then lubrication is used on the hands and the mumbo jumbo in question. use a thumb and index finger positioned in an “ok” grip on the base of the schl-ng. slide your hand up to the head then take your other hand and grip the base. release the grip of your first hand and return it to the base to repeat the motion while the second hand is sliding to the head of the p-n-s.
the goal here is to force more blood flow within the cellular walls of the one eyed weasel. the result out of consistent exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, 3 to 5 days a week is a gain in 2+ inches in length and girth from 6 months to over a year. mostly fails to work due to a lack in effort.
i got carpal tunnel from jelqing and had to go to the hospital. there’s a catheter in poofy p-n-s and now the guy who brings me the jell-o is winking at me.
to yank your p-n-s until it gets longer
b-tch said my c-ck was small, so i began to jelq mof-cka.
an activity used by guys who want to make their dings into dongs,by constantly streatching the member in question for a whole year , so they can regain the confidence that his wife or girlfriend have stripped from them, when the guy finally discovered that the “brother” was not really her brother.
tim: i am starting these “jelq” excercises to make my p-n-s bigger.
bob: oh! so i guess you finally found out that your wife really does not have a brother, and that guy that hangs around her is her hung lover.
tim: what the….?
to aggressivley swing one’s p-n-s left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man’s member a bit longer
man a: dude!! your c-ck is huge! how do you do it man?
man b: easy, all i do is jelq after i get out of the shower
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