jemo


a j-panese emo. they look cooool…
is that dude with the fringe over half his face an emo?

no way, that’s a jemo! gotta love the hair…
yo mamma

got it from the dutch language “je moeder” wich means “your mother.
and taking the 4 first letters of “je moeder” you get the word “jemo” so you can instult someone with yo mamma wihtout them knowing.
“the teacher asks who didn’t do their homework”
you answer “jemo”
an amalgamation of the two worst music styles known to man, these being christian rock and emo. (jesus + emo = jemo) band lyrics tend to be confused; writers are not sure whether to cry over the girl who left them in fourth grade or over the death of their savior.
it began when jimmy saw the cross-shaped guitar. two styles were fused that day: christian rock and emo were combined with one another to sp-wn a new, ultra-sucky genre. this freshly born style had the power to bring tears to the eyes of sentimental losers with funny hair, while simultaeneously encouraging the young population of america to sign up for the christian church. to the dismay of every straight male and reasonable human being on earth, the birth of jemo had come to p-ss.

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