Jencentric Theory
the theory that everything revolves around someone named jennifer.
according to jencentric theory, i am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife jennifer’s hairstyle.
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jenstein; also: steiner(informal) 1. n. – an unusually chatty and strangely promiscuous social outsider. – a person who attracts especially strange people. – the girlfriend of a. stoner. origins: refection of a social legacy, begun at the start of the millenium in the northeastern united states. bystander 1: you know about that jenstein over there? […]
- Jerk-off all trades
the opposite to a jack-of-all-trades. someone who sucks at everything. or someone you dislike severly a: yo dude did you see c yesterday? b: pfft, i hate him, he’s a j-rk–ff all trades… a:fo’ shiz
- jerk officer
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- Jessica Michalik
an australian teenage girl who was brutally crushed to death in the moshpit of the sydney big day out in 2001. she died during a limp bizkit performance, where the lead singer fred durst allegedly made “alarming and inflammatory” comments when a rescue effort was underway. now, instead of the normal minute of silence, every […]
- jesus moment
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