Jerk-off all trades


the opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
or someone you dislike severly
a: yo dude did you see c yesterday?
b: pfft, i hate him, he’s a j-rk–ff all trades…
a:fo’ shiz

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