jenelle
a very intelligent, goofy female that enjoys reading the tragedy of julius caesar and blowing her milkshake through a straw at her boyfriend’s face.
random person: chris, why do you got white stuff all over your face?
chris: my girlfriend’s a jenelle.
one hot mamacita who is usually loved by all by her huge rack, nice body, amazing smile, and over all perfect personality.
guy 1: “you see that girl?”
guy 2: “yeah, she’s gorgeous!”
guy1: “i heard her name’s jenelle.””
g-ddess of all beautiful, kind and deep, said to live among humans in successive incarnations throughout time. her gaze can be the doom of the bravest of men and her smile can light up the darkest of situations.
among other things, jenelle is said to be the only woman who has ever stimulated both the body and mind of santiago, the argentinian s-x god.
– check out natalie portman… i’m so in love with her… she’s like jenelle to me !
– dude.. you don’t know what you are talking about
an intelligent, and pretty teenager who loves to fly. is always willing to help other, has many dreams that are hard to achieve. loves many things such as internet celebrates and hair flips. she is very random and a good daughter, sister, friend and mcdonalds employ.
jexter: do you think jenelle will help me?
dexter: yes, but probably after her shift.
a backup to something better. the betty to archie,tending to be slow minded and dense.usually having big rack.
no shes a jenelle lets stay and have a few more drinks first
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