Jenga
a game that lets players reenact george w. bush’s presidency. keep taking down the foundation until everything falls!
bush after stock market crash: jenga!!
referring to a stacked female who is very unstable.
“yo that soupy b-tch is so jenga!!”
an exclamation used when one plays the game jenga, and a player causes the tower of blocks to collapse. similar to “yahtzee!” can also be used when anything falls over in general… or simply to be obnoxious.
-guy drops gl-ss plate after balancing it on head.-
observer: jenga!!!
v. jen-ger to jenga is to attend a social event with the soul intention of scoreing with easy or sl-ttish women. the term is derived from an expression relating to the game jenga, in which you ‘find the ones that are loose, and pull them’.
mark: i’m off to craigs 18th
yohann: wtf!? i thought u hated craig!
mark: yeah, i do, i’m just going to jenga
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