Vapours
the particles of “air” that are omitted from your -n-l sphincter prior to emptying your bowels…not to be confused with a fart!
vapours simply seep out of your bottom without pushing.
“hey andy have you farted?”
“nope but i do need a s–t”
“aha…best you go park it then…your vapours are pure eggs man”
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