Jengamoose
noun: 1. a modest person who is extremely potent, bad-ss and awesome.
2. a dutch mythical creature that commonly lurks in the red light district of amsterdam, netherlands. it is a bipedal, balding humanoid that enjoys challenging prost-tutes and others in a game of soccer. first discovered in 1984, this nocturnal beast is still undefeated and considered to be the greatest soccer player in the universe.
verb: the act of removing the pants of an opponent and viciously ramming a knee into the -n-l cavity, resulting in a howl similar to the mythical creature of the same name.
arjen robben plays soccer like a jengamoose. he’s the man.
eric can f-ck like a jengamoose.
i’m hemorrhaging because mark jengamoosed me.
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